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Maria Theresa Mondragon, better known online as Antie Marites, is a 33-year-old Filipina content creator who’s turning “chismis” into credible news and meaningful conversation.
With a knack for storytelling and a passion for public service updates, Antie Marites creates relatable, informative, and bite-sized news content for the digital Pinoy. Whether it’s trending headlines, government announcements, or everyday life in the Philippines, she breaks it down in a way that’s clear, fun, and easy to understand—no filter, no fake news.
She’s the tita who sips her kape while scrolling DBM updates and turns it into your next viral TikTok.
She’s also your go-to source for “real talk sa real-time news.”
Follow her journey and daily chika on:
📲 Facebook: OMGMarites
📱 TikTok: @omgmarites2025